Episode 106: Witiocracy

This show started out so stupid, there was nowhere to go but up. Back pain from aging and med side effects, Chris blew something gross out of his eye, the battle of the sisters drama, the comments section about the LA wildfire victims, neighbors, the Nashville snowpocalypse and an almost fistfight in the grocery store, and stupid people are not just on the internet anymore.

The show starts in chaos, making Greenland great again for the Gulf of America, golden showers, jobs we wouldn't want, binge watching, we wait with baited breath for Chris to get his CVS receipt, what makes Wally afraid he'll get shot, Chris has no idea where Jess works, dreams about old radio jobs, what Wally thinks is a benefit of the Trump administration, cops using their patrol cars as personal vehicles, using the TV to sleep, and cars then and now. Our New Year's Resolution is to get more ratings and reviews on Apple Podcasts, but we need your help for that. Even if you don't listen on Apple, it's free to create an Apple ID and leave us a review!

Radio news breaks while we're recording, vinyl albums, audio quality for music listeners, differences between streaming and radio, bowling alley drama, the MAGA split and a Congress person with dementia, an update on Wally's sister, weather problems, Jess's neighbor calls, pets and farm animals, sleep issues and bad dreams, and Wally writes a sternly worded email. 

Jess pauses her vacation trash-TV binge watching for this episode, Wally finally gets unblocked from the delivery app, racism for no reason, Tik Tok is uncensored in its final days (but Wally has no idea), Bob Saget's raunchy joke, Jeff Daniels as an actor and guitar player, President Musk, Santa as a sex offender, the Blake Lively situation, family drama, and Chris and Jess's last day on the air together.

Roads don't kill people, Wally thinks kids should just "brush it off", radio perks, Chris's fiancée comes out of anesthesia, T-Mobile tries to murder Jess, Wally takes 4 years to figure out how his Christmas tree works, Chris scans groceries on the show, good news at the doctor's office, tenants mess up everything, and confusing cat treats with Skittles.

Wally's old white man voice, companies with unfair business practices, the UHC shooter and creative social media responses, wokeness and national tumult throughout the generations, old men and their peeing problems, celebrity Facebook encounters, and new takes on old radio stories.

How Walmart got us blocked in Russia, the roofer who ignored the 'no soliciting' signs, drama in gig work, homeowner's insurance drama, Chris proves once again that he has no idea how women's bodies work, an uncomfortable reaction to an uncomfortable conversation, things that just make no sense, first date scenarios, comparing the uses of Mando/Lume and a steak and cheese, and drinking on the air. And to think you get all of this for free.

Church choirs singing "Like A Prayer," Wally has another run-in with the law, family drama and the holidays, the real names of radio people, celebrities that have always looked the same as they do now, actors being who you expect them to be, and GUESS WHO HUNG UP FIRST. You won't believe it unless you hear it for yourself. And if you gave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts it would be a Christmas miracle.

What lube means, clitoris oil, Wally can't hang up, dating apps, Google fiber, why we'll probably never get a sponsor, and WuTang is forever. That's just some of the drivel we cobbled together for the "best" of our second year of existence. Hey, if it weren't for you listening, we wouldn't still be here doing this. So you only have yourself to blame.

Wally and Jess compare caregiver stories, the lady with the arms (IYKYK) calls Jess before coffee, friend of the show Brad is a new dad, incoming cabinet appointments, Wally ticks off the neighborhood Facebook group, prayer and hypocrisy, iHeart keeps killing radio, and Jess saves the neighborhood from the pittie puppy. It's our last episode of Season 2, so if you've stuck with us this long, how about a review on Apple Podcasts?