254 You Take The Good, You Take The Bad : A Loss, A Win & Drug Verification

The guys open the pod talking about a food truck festival, dog events, and weekend happenings. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a non-conversation about the mid week loss. They discuss the Loons victory over STL next, which includes the lineup, the formation, the atmosphere at the stadium, way too early yellow cards, Tani breaking his scoreless streak, a great first half, Pereyra withe a great goal, Gressel putting in an easy one, and the Loons securing the win. They then make their predictions on the upcoming US Open match against STL, and the regular season match against Austin. No soccer history tonight, so the finish up the podcast with a story about a guy who asked the cops to check his drugs.

01:23:01 5/19/2025

Past Episodes

253 I Guess Some Famous Guy Was In Town : Loons Take Out Inter Miami

The guys open the podcast discussing their Mother's day activities, then get to the nights beers. The Loons victory over Inter Miami is up next. They talk about the match game atmosphere, the lineups, teams feeling out each other, goals by Bongi, Markanich, Lod, an own goal by Inter Miami, & a goal by some guy name Messi. They then make their predictions on the upcoming matches against Houston & STL. They finish the pod with a story about a woman who went missing 60 years ago, who has been found, and it ends up she wanted to be missing.

01:34:46 5/13/2025

252 Three Is The Magic Number : Loons Beat Austin & Unwanted Hood Ornaments

The guys open the podcast talking about Connor's house warming party and other weekend events. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons victory over Austin. They talk about the lineup/formation changes, an own goal that should be Pereyra's, Tani taking shots, a great header from Markanich, Gressel getting some minutes, & Pererya closing out the game with technically his first goal of the season. They then make their predictions on the upcoming matches against Louisville & Miami. Some MN soccer history is next, and they close the podcast with a story about a road rage incident that took a nasty turn.

01:17:29 5/5/2025

251 That Wasn't Fun : Loons Lose To Vancouver & How To Buy Your Own Car

The guys open the podcast talking about their weekends, then jump into the nights beers. The Loons lose to the Whitecaps is up next. They talk about the lineup, some early chances, a VAR goal, Vancouver going on the offensive, a late Trapp goal, and some extracurricular activities in added time. They then make their predications for the upcoming match against Austin. They end the pod with a story about a guy who purchased his own stolen car, and David chimes in with a story about troubles purchasing a video game through an online retailer.

01:35:05 4/28/2025

250 Dayne's World : Loons Get Another Draw & A Very Stupid Youtuber

The guys open the podcast discussing their Easter weekends. Then it's on to the nights beers, and some talk about the Loons 0-0 draw against Dallas. They discuss the lineups, some early chances, yellow cards everywhere, officiating problems, and DSC making some great saves when needed. They finish up the podcast with a story about a youtuber who decided it would be a great idea to try & meet a secluded tribe in India.

00:53:17 4/22/2025

249 I Want Action : Loons Draw Toronto & A New Use For Tinder

The guys open the pod talking about their weekends and other life events. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the MLS's inquiry into moving to a European soccer calendar. The Loons draw against Toronto is up next. They talk about the lineup, some early chances, what happens when two teams with the same tactics collide, some good saves by DSC, and getting out of Toronto with a point. They then make their predictions on the upcoming match versus Dallas. It's then on to some MN soccer history, and they finish the podcast with a story about a woman who tried to hire a hitman using Tinder.

00:00:00 4/14/2025

248 New York State Of Mind : Loons Beat NYCFC & Florida Man Strikes Again

The guys open the podcast talking about soccer card breaks, Heavy Rotations anniversary party, Connor's game night, and a couple of deaths in the local restaurant & brewery industries. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons victory over NYCFC. They discuss the lineups, the weird pitch at Yankee Stadium, and early Tani goal, a Trapp set piece goal, a very soft penalty in the box, a terrible penalty kick, and hunkering down in the 2nd half to get the win. They then make their predictions about the upcoming match in Toronto. They end the podcast with a story about a Florida man who became a bit upset when he wasn't call in for a job interview.

01:12:57 4/8/2025

247 Welcome To Lake Allianz : Loons Take Down RSL & Sacred Fungus

The guys open the show talking about the plane crash in Brooklyn Park over the weekend, and other things going on. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a dive into the Loons victory over RSL. They discuss the lineup, Boxy on the bench due to exhaustion, the conditions on the pitch, a great goal by Tani, Pereyra finally in the right position, booing RSL players, Tani get's a brace, and holding on for the shutout. They then make their predictions regarding the upcoming match versus NYCFC, which is followed by some MN soccer history. They end the podcast with a story about a church who thought their communion bread might be sacred, but it turned out to be just bacteria & fungus.

01:12:21 4/1/2025

246 Hand Balls, Phantom Calls & Draws : Loons Draw LAG & Don't Put That In Your Pants

The guys open the pod talking about illness, Disneyworld & life. Then it's on to the nights beers, and a discussion about the Loons draw against LAG. They discuss the changes to the lineup with 5 players being on international duty, the terrible officiating to start the match, a Yeboah goal, a defensive mistake, Dotson getting injured, playing some great ball for 5-10 in the second half, a hand ball leading to a Yeboah PK, and a late equalizer by LAG that was both lucky & unlucky. They then make their predictions on the Loons matchup against RSC, which is followed by some MN soccer history. They end the podcast with a story about a man who tried to get through airport security with a turtle in his pants.

01:19:42 3/24/2025

245 Mistakes Were Made : Loons Draw SKC & Squirt Guns Are Illegal

The guys open the podcast talking about huge pull tab wins & bad comedy. Then it's on to the nights beer, and a discussion about the Loons draw with SKC. They talk about the lineup changes, no Yeboah, a certified banger from Dotson, Tani shows up to get a brace, some poor subs by Ramsay, Diaz giving up a goal, an own goal from Duggan, another goal from SKC, and an almost incredible ending from Sang Bin. They then make their predictions regarding the upcoming home tilt versus the Galaxy. They finish the podcast with a story about a Swiss politician getting a large fine for purchasing squirt guns on Temu, & Tony talks about some lawmakers in MN who authored a bill regarding TDS.

00:55:58 3/17/2025

244 Strong Defense, Now Where's The Offense : Loons Beat SJ & Collectible Food

The guys open the pod talking about life & day light saving time. Then it's on to the nights beers & their discussion about the Loons victory over San Jose. They talk about the changes to the lineup, Diaz getting the start, a pretty boring first half, a Yeboah goal, Duggan's strong play, holding on in the second half, & how the game was pretty uneventful. They then make their predictions regarding the upcoming match against SKC, which is followed by some MN soccer history. They finish the pod talking about a cheeto that looks like a pokemom sells for a huge amount of money.

01:02:00 3/10/2025

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